<All You Can Eat>
Set:
Conference/Meeting Room
Automobile
Restaurant with Buffet
Music:
A
Just eat it@A
Food, Glorious Food@other food related music
Graphics:
Cast:
3-10 Overweight People
Costumes:
Street Clothes
Props:
A
All You Can Eat@ sign for restaurantSmall Automobile
A
Closed for Business@ sign (same size & design as above)Synopsis:
Skit begins at the very end of a Weight Watchers Anonomous meeting. On way out door, group decides to go out for lunch (or a coke). Goes to ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET and puts the place out of business.
Script:
Scene 1:
End of Weight Watches Anomyous meeting....wrap up with last person talking about their temptations of the week, and a leader giving encouraging words to everyone and to see them all next week. On way out door, improv about going out for a (diet) coke somewhere.... that changes to Awe can get a light lunch@....
Scene 2:
Everyone trying to squeeze into a very tiny car.
CU: Tires of car, as bumper gets lower and lower....
Scene 3:
Arriving at restaurant - notice a sign out front AAll you can Eat@... decide to go for it, because (of course) they can eat nutritous foods!
CU: Manager with growing look of horror on their face as group walks in...
Shot: Everyone in food line, piling up plates higher and higher
Shot: Everyone frantically pigging out (special high-speed effects & pig sound effects?)
Shot: Dirty plates stacked higher and higher....
Shot: going back for seconds, and thirds... and fifths....
Shot: empty buffet
Shot: HUGE pile of dirty plates, covering the entire table
PAN to group=s backside as they walk out the door....
Shot: Outside looking in, as manager glumly walks to door and watches departing guests.... depressed, he places a AOUT OF BUSINESS@ sign over the previous AAll You Can Eat@ sign.
END.
Written by:
Matthew
Concept by:
MDF
Crew:
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