TAKE OFF ON ( LITTLE DEBBIE ) COMMERCIAL

NOW CALLED ( BIG DEBBIE )

by Doug Williams

Five Prisoners………………………………..........

Two Prison Guards………………………………..

Announcer………………………………................

1.) A room with tables.

2.) Five or six "Little Debbie" boxes altered into "Big Debbie" boxes.

3.) Striped prison shirts.

4.) Prison guard shirts.

5.) Rifles for the prison guards.

PRISONERS ARE SITTING AT LUNCH TABLES. PRISONER ONE HAS A BOX OF "BIG DEBBIE" BY HIM. HE STANDS AND STARTS SINGING "MY GIRL."

PRISONER ONE

(SINGS.) I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day. When it’s cold outside, I got the month of May.

PRISONER TWO, AT ANOTHER TABLE, STANDS UP AND SINGS.

PRISONER TWO

(SINGS.) I guess you say, what can make me feel this way?

THE OTHER PRISONERS GRADUALLY START CHIMING IN.

ALL PRISONERS

(SING.) My girl, my girl, my girl.

THE PRISON GUARDS CHIME IN.

GUARDS

(SING.) He’s talking about his girl.

EVERYONE

PRISONER ONE

(SINGS.) OOOO! HOO-OOO!

MUSICAL INTERLUDE. THE GUARDS HAVE HANDED THE RIFLES TO THE PRISONERS AND EVERYONE CONTINUES TO SING AND DANCE.

ANNOUNCER

(VOICE-OVER.) Nothing sounds as good as a "Big Debbie." Unwrap her.

The End