Adapted for television

by Timothy Meinke

Based on a humorous anecdote

by Anonymous

Andy……………………………….........................

Andrea………………………………......................His significant other

ANDY AND ANDREA ARE ROMANCING IN THE FRONT SEAT OF ANDY’S CAR.

ANDREA

Andy, you want to go to the backseat?

ANDY

No.

THEY ROMANCE SOME MORE.

ANDREA

Want to get in the backseat, now?

ANDY

Uh-uh.

THEY CONTINUE ROMANCING.

ANDREA

How about the backseat, now?

ANDY

No, I don’t want to get in the backseat.

ANDREA

Why not?

ANDY

Because I want to stay up here with you.

The End