Hooters and Whoppers pt. 2:

Trading Lunches: Meet Your New Sandwich

A Slow Andy Sketch

by Timothy Meinke

Based on a humorous anecdote.

Slow Andy………………………………...................

Dim Tim………………………………......................

Haillie………………………………..........................Hooters girl

HOOTERS RESTAURANT. ANDY AND TIM ARE SITTING AT A TABLE. THEY ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION THAT IS INDICATIVE OF THEIR CHARACTERS. THEY ARE COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AROUND THEM. ANDY HAS HIS "A" LETTERED BASEBALL CAP ON AND TIM HAS HIS "T" LETTERED BASEBALL CAP ON. HAILLIE APPROACHES THE TABLE.

HAILLIE

Hello, boys! Welcome to Hooters!

ANDY AND TIM

Hi!

HAILLIE

Can I get you boys something to drink?

ANDY

Yeah, please. I’ll have a large Coke.

HAILLIE

I’m sorry! We only serve Pepsi products.

ANDY

Oh. Well, then I’ll have a large-

TIM

(INTERRUPTS.) Up! I’ll handle this. Two large Pepsis, please?

HAILLIE

You got it! (EXITS.)

THEY RESUME THEIR CONVERSATION. HAILLIE RE-APPROACHES THE TABLE WITH THE DRINKS. SHE SETS THEM DOWN.

HAILLIE

Here you go! Can I get you boys anything else right away?

TIM

Nope! I think we’re good for now!

HAILLIE

Okay, then!

SHE EXITS. ANDY AND TIM PULL OUT THEIR TIN KIDDIE LUNCHBOXES. THEY OPEN THEM UP AND PULL OUT LARGE SUB SANDWICHES. CUT TO HAILLIE. SHE SEES WHAT THEY ARE DOING AND HURRIES OVER. ANDY AND TIM ARE JUST ABOUT TO BITE INTO THEIR SANDWICHES.

HAILLIE

I’m sorry, guys! But, you can’t eat your own food in here.

ANDY AND TIM LOOK AT EACH OTHER, THEN SHRUG. THEY EXCHANGE SANDWICHES AND BITE INTO THEM. HAILLIE IS SPEECHLESS.

TIM

Miss? Can we get another Pepsi, please?

The End