Nice Caboose pt. 1-2

by Timothy Meinke

Inspired by Doug Williams

Doug……………………………….......Caboose aficionado

Jay………………………………...........Caboose aficionado

Jennifer………………………………...

Jessica……………………………….....

Nikki……………………………….......Attractive women

Al………………………………............Balding, overweight, middle-aged man

DOUG AND JAY STAND LOOKING AT SOMETHING BEHIND THE CAMERA. JENNIFER SAUNTERS ONSCREEN, STOPS IN FRONT OF THEM AND LOOKS IN THE SAME DIRECTION. DOUG GIVES HER A CASUAL GLANCE, THEN LOOKS BACK TOWARDS CAMERA.

DOUG

Now, that’s a nice caboose!

JENNIFER GASPS IN INDIGNATION, TURNS AND SLAPS DOUG ACROSS THE FACE, THEN STORMS OFF-SCREEN.

JAY

What she do that for?

DOUG

I don’t know. All I said was "that’s a nice caboose!"

JAY LOOKS OFF IN THE DIRECTION JENNIFER HAD EXITED, THEN BACK AT THE CAMERA.

JAY

Well, it IS a nice caboose.

CUT TO CAMERA LOOKING AT DOUG AND JAY FROM BEHIND. THEY ARE LOOKING AT A CABOOSE PARKED ON THE RAILROAD TRACKS.

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JESSICA AND NIKKI ARE ADMIRING A CABOOSE PARKED ON THE RAILROAD TRACKS. AL SHUFFLES ONSCREEN PASSING THE WOMEN.

JESSICA

Now, that’s a nice caboose!

AL

(PERKS UP.)

Oh! Why, thanks!

AL STRUTS OFF-SCREEN EXAGGERATING THE MOTION OF HIS BUTTOCKS. THE WOMEN STARE AT EACH OTHER.

JESSICA & NIKKI

(SIMUTANEOUSLY)

Ew!

The End

Director’s Notes:

Cabooses are available from the Minnesota Transportation Museum.