Tailgating pt.3

Whorehouse Relations

A Billy Hill the Hillbilly Sketch

by Timothy Meinke

Based on a Milton Berle Joke

Billy Hill……………………………….............Hillbilly

Hillbilly #2.…………………………….............Billy’s drinking companion

BEAT-UP PICKUP TRUCK. BILLY AND HIS COMPANION SIT ON THE TAILGATE PASSING A JUG OF MOONSHINE BACK AND FORTH.

BANJO PLAYS THE FIRST FEW NOTES OF "DUELING BANJOS."

HILLBILLY #2

Ain’t seen you around, Billy. Where you been?

BILLY

Wasn’ here. Went to the city for a spell.

HILLBILLY #2

Have a good time?

BILLY

Shore’ did! Went to a whorehouse.

HILLBILLY #2

That musta’ cost some.

BILLY

Nope! Dey’ wuz’ kinfolk- got the fam’ly discount.

"DUELING BANJOS" PLAYS FURIOUSLY AND ENDS WITH A FLOURISH.

The End