Twins Territory
by Timothy Meinke
Cast
Tom ...................Texas Rangers baseball fan
Cassie ................Chicago Cubs baseball fan
Announcer .Voice-over
TOM AND CASSIE ARE RABID FANS OF THEIR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAMS. TOM IS WEARING THE TEXAS RANGERS CAP AND JERSEY AND IS LOADED DOWN WITH ALL THE GEAR TO SHOW HIS SUPPORT SUCH AS A PENNANT, FOAM FINGER, PROGRAM, GLOVE, BAT, ETC. CASSIE IS ALSO LOADED DOWN WITH SIMILAR BASEBALL PARAPHERNALIA, BUT IN SUPPORT OF THE CHICAGO CUBS.
AS THE SKETCH BEGINS, TOM AND CASSIE ARE WALKING ALONG AND EXUBERANTLY EXTOLLING THE VIRTUES OF THEIR FAVORITE TEAMS. THEY COLLIDE, KNOCK EACH OTHER TO THE GROUND AND DROP ALL THEIR BASEBALL GEAR. THEY PICK UP THE CAPS.
TOM
Hey! You got your letter C on my Texas Rangers baseball cap!
CASSIE
Well, you got your letter T on my Chicago Cubs baseball cap!
THEY EXAMINE THE CAPS, THEN TENTATIVELY PLACE THEM ON THEIR HEADS. WE NOW SEE THAT THEY ARE MINNESOTA TWINS BASEBALL CAPS WITH THE TC LOGO. PAN BACK AND WE SEE THAT THEIR JERSEYS ALSO HAVE THE TC LOGO. THEY GET TO THEIR FEET AND START TO PICK UP ALL THE BASEBALL PARAPHERNALIA. WE NOW SEE THAT ALL THE GEAR HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO MINNESOTA TWINS GEAR.
THEY LOOK AROUND AND NOTICE THAT THEY ARE NEXT TO THE METRODOME. THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SHRUG AS IF TO SAY, WHY NOT? THEY START WALKING TOWARDS THE DOME.
ANNOUNCER
(VOICE-OVER)
This is Twins Territory. Wouldnt you really rather be a Twins fan?
The End
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