FERTILITY CANDLE By Randy Baranczyk Draft January 10, 2008 1254 Juno Ave. Saint Paul MN 55116 651-895-6839 Cast: Mrs. Donovan - Young Irish woman Father Rafferty - Irish priest, any age SCENE ONE EXT. CITY SIDEWALK, DAYTIME Mrs. Donovan was walking down the street when she meets Father Rafferty walking from the other direction. FATHER RAFFERTY Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband two years ago? MRS. DONOVAN Aye, that ye did, Father. FATHER RAFFERTY And be there any wee ones yet? MRS. DONOVAN No, not yet, Father. In fact, the doctor is a mite uncertain that we will ever have babies. FATHER RAFFERTY Aw, 'tis a pity. (beat) Wait now, I've an idea. I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband. We can pray for a miracle. MRS. DONOVAN Oh, thank ye, Father, thank ye. They part ways. SCENE TWO EXT. SIDEWALK, DAYLIGHT Several years have elapsed. Mrs. Donovan and Father Rafferty meet again on the sidewalk. FATHER RAFFERTY Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days? MRS. DONOVAN Oh, very well, Father. FATHER RAFFERTY And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet? MRS. DONOVAN Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and four singles, ten in all! FATHER RAFFERTY That's wonderful! How is yer loving husband doing? MRS. DONOVAN 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer daggum candle. FADE OUT THE END
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