"FURY & AFFECTION"
by Juliana Hoffman
FADE IN:
INT. HARRY’S LIVING ROOM – DAY
HARRY and SALLY enter the living room.
SALLY
So where have you been?
HARRY
Away.
SALLY
Where?
HARRY
That’s not important
SALLY
All right, fine. I’ll assume you were in jail.
Harry is surprised. He doesn’t know what to say.
SALLY (cont’d)
I know, how can I miss you if you never leave. Jail’s free.
HARRY
Actually they make you work for fifty cents an hour.
SALLY
So that’s where you were!
HARRY
No kiddo. I had a surprise for you. Now you don’t get it.
SALLY
Tell me where you’ve been.
HARRY
No.
SALLY
What do you gain from keeping it a secret?
HARRY
Your undivided attention.
SALLY
Jerk.
They sit on opposite ends of the couch. Sally is sulking. Harry is enjoying it.
HARRY
(sings)
I make you mad.
It makes me glad.
I love to see you squirm
Just like a little worm.
SALLY
(sings)
You make me sick, sick, sick
Just like a candlestick, stick, stick.
Light you up and watch you burn.
HARRY
Violent aren’t we?
SALLY
Why am I still in this room. I should go paint roses on your car so everyone can see how much you’re loved. I’ll paint the biggest one on your windshield in front of your face. (beat) Satisfied. Now tell me or I’ll walk out of here and never come back.
HARRY
I took a vacation so you could miss me.
SALLY
What’s the surprise?
HARRY
I missed you.
Sally hits him with the couch cushion.
FADE OUT.
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