Get The Guy In The Pants

By Adam R.W. Woolhouse

Ext. A guy (DOUG) walking down an empty street. He is very, very paranoid. He looks over his shoulder quickly look left and right. He sees people duck in and out behind buildings, dumpsters, etc.

Eventually, he starts walking faster and faster. Then he hears someone yell, and he walks a bit slower.

Voice:

Hey! Get the guy in the pants!

Man looks down . . . he has on pants! He drops his bag, and begins walking. Slowly at first, but quicker and quicker. He keeps looking down at his pants. He glances behind him, gets a huge look of surprise on his face, and then runs faster. As he runs, we see behind him a dozen or so people . . . all without pants.

The man runs, being chased by the pantless (but wearing underwear) mob, until he runs around a corner, and into a dead end. The crowd begins to close in on him . . .

He wakes up. In a pool of sweat, breathing heavily. He throws back his blanket, and . . . HE HAS ON PANTS!!! He screams, and the camera zooms in on his open mouth.

Int: At his work. Office building. He walks in, behind a desk. Others are already sitting around the table.

Boss:

So, Doug. Did ya’ sleep well last night?

Doug:

Sir . . . you would not believe the dream I had last night.

The camera zooms out. Doug puts his legs on desk top and leans back, to show that while they are all in suits on their upper bodies, they all have on just underwear on their bottom.

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