Christopher Josephes
CHARACTERS Mark Tim Executive 1 Executive 2 Executive 3 Executive 4 Boss EXT. OFFICE BUILDING -- DAY The parking lot of an office building. TIM is standing next to his car. He looks towards the seat to see MIKE pulling into the parking lot on his motorcycle. Tim is dressed in a suit and tie. Mike is wearing a biker jacket, leather pants and biker boots. Mike pulls into the parking spot next to Tim. TIM Wow. Nice bike. MIKE Yeah. First ride of the season. I'm glad winter is over. TIM All set for the presentation? MIKE Yep. As ready as I'll ever be. TIM So... what's with all the leather? MIKE Well, it's mostly for protection. But between you and me.... my wife thinks it's really sexy when I dress up like this. It's a big turn on. TIM Really? MIKE Oh yeah. I've actually turned heads while walking down the street wearing this stuff. TIM Well, where are your dress clothes? MIKE Oh, they're in my saddle bags. TIM (looking towards motorcycle) What saddle bags? Mike looks towards motorcycle, confused. INT. KITCHEN - DAY Mike's saddle bags are sitting on the kitchen counter. INT. BOARD ROOM - DAY Executives 1-4 and the Boss are sitting around the board room table. Executives 1, 3 and 4 are men dressed in suits. Executive 2 is a woman dressed in a suit. Boss is a larger man dressed in a suit. Mike is at the head of the room next to a screen showing a line graph. Camera pulls back to reveal Mike wearing a black t-shirt, leather pants, and biker boots. MIKE If you'll look at the graph on page 4, you'll see that our product output will increase by three times if we change suppliers. Well be able to meet our projected demands for second quarter and third quarter. The camera slowly pans around the faces of the other characters that are giving Mike suggestive glances. Executive 2 looks at Mike and seductively licks her lips. MIKE Uh, are there any questions? EXECUTIVE 1 Yeah, I have a question. MIKE Go ahead. EXECUTIVE 1 Do you work out or something? Because your ass looks really tight. MIKE Uh, yes, I do go to the gym. EXECUTIVE 2 Mike. Let's say the supplier can't meet our output demands as stipulated in the contract. Do we have any recourse? MIKE Recourse? EXECUTIVE 2 Punishment. Like, could we bend them over a table and whip them with a cat-o-nine tails? Or maybe just administer a heavy spanking. MIKE Uh no. We can't do that. EXECUTIVE 3 Okay Mike. Tell us this. What's sexier? Leather pants, or chaps? EXECUTIVE 4 Oh, my wife doesn't like chaps. She says they don't show off my thighs like leather pants do. MIKE Uh, I'm not really sure which is better sir. BOSS Well, this seems like an important point. Mike, why don't you come to work tomorrow wearing chaps so we can get an idea for ourselves? MIKE Yes sir. EXECUTIVE 4 And maybe a leather vest. BOSS Excellent idea. Is there anything else Mike? MIKE No sir. BOSS Good. Then I think we're done here. Boss and exeuctives stand up and start to walk around the room. The Boss walks up to Mike. BOSS Good job Mike. You're sure to make director someday. MIKE (extends hand) Thank you sir. Instead of shaking Mike's hand, Boss turns Mike around and slaps him on his rear end. BOSS (while exiting) Keep going to the gym. I don't want that ass to get flabby. MIKE Yes sir. Fade.
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