Based on a humorous anecdote

Petey………………………………..............................Parrot

The Frenchman………………………………..............Stereotype with beret and striped shirt

Bartender……………………………….......................

A Frenchman enters a bar and sits down. Petey is sitting on his shoulder.

Frenchman

Bon Jour.

Petey

(Squawks.) Bon Jour!

Bartender

Hey! He’s pretty cool! Where did you find him?

Petey

(Close-up of him and half of Frenchman’s head. Squawks. ) I found him in France. They got a million of ‘em over there.

The End