The Kissing Booth

Cast

Father Sinns………………………………..............The Priest

The Bride………………………………..................

The kissing booth is not to be revealed until the end of the sketch.

Camera opens on tight shot of the bride. She sees Father Sinns past the camera and smiles.

Bride

Father Sinns! Thank you so much for the lovely ceremony!

Sinns

Congratulations, my child! You’ve married yourself a fine husband! With God’s blessings, I know the two of you will be very happy together! (Signs the cross.)

Bride

Thank you, Father!

Sinns pulls out a credit card. Bride gives him a knowing look.

Bride

Again, Father Sinns?

Sinns

This time, I’ll have the super-sized French Deluxe please.

Bride takes the credit card and runs it over the sales slip with a hand-operated card swiper. She hands the card back to him. They embrace each other and start kissing very passionately.

Cut to wider frame. We now see the bride standing behind the kissing booth. The sign above her head reads, “Kiss the Bride” with a menu of various kisses and prices. In the corner of the sign is the Visa/Mastercard logo. Sinns and the bride continue to kiss as a line of customers wait impatiently behind him.

The End

Director’s Notes: For extra humor, the line could be made up of offbeat characters and/or recurring WaZoo! characters.